all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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