R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
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I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
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I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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