id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
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I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
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I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.