If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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