Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
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all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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