Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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