Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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