All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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