Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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