why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
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is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
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Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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