Plan B is the new Plan A
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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