He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
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he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
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Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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