If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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