every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
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your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
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Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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