what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
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is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
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But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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