i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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