Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
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