4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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