Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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