I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
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I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
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Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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