i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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