I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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