I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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