My first STD was from a foam party
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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