That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
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no more duck duck goose at the bar
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
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Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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