Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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