hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
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my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
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it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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