saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
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