Nicole vs. Life
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
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what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
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I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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