So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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