I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
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i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
3pm strippers are depressing
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
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finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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