She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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