After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
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I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
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If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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