Where is the hickey?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Randomize
