I'm drive I can fine osifer
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
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