My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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