I bet he comes in French.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
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this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
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Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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