so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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