i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
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He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
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Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
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