Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
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Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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