If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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