OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
our cab driver is having phone sex.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
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Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
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He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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