about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
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I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
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GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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