i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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