Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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