This girl is more easily done than said...
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
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nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
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Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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