let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I need to sanitize my soul.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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