omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
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What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
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You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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