We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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