Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
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In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
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Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
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